I'm Marissa. I like good drawings, bad people, and speaking exclusively in irony.
Stick with us after the break- we've got some quick tricks to help you reach near this level of terrible, using strategically-placed mirrors and reclaimed wood.
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BEATEN TO DEATH WITH A PINA COLADA
Mourning Käärijä at Eurovision along with all of Finland. I grieve by drawing Fiend in tribute outfits. As if Mx. Bolero-Birthmark was going to sit out of this one.
Every time I hear badass music in a foreign language I’m like “oh fuck what if I learned these words to understand exactly HOW metal it is” but it never happens with stuff that actually has to do with my Slavic heritage. But I can assume for a fact that nobody is writing good metal in Hungarian.